DATELINE, BEVERLY HILLS: PARIS HILTON PHOTOGRAPHED WITH CLOTHES ON !
An embarrassing
series of five photographs have recently appeared on the internet depicting a fully clothed Paris Hilton. "I am so humiliated
by this," complained the distraught celebrity to the National Enquirer. "This is such an invasion of privacy." Asked
if she had any knowledge of the photographs prior to their surfacing on the internet, Hilton exclaimed, "Of course
not! I would never allow myself to be photographed in that condition, covered from head to toe like that. My God, the only
skin showing on my whole body is my face and my hands! This is so mean! It could ruin my career!"
Asked how such a thing could have happened, Ms. Hilton replied, "Well, DUH! Two
of those photographs were taken while I wore a bathrobe in the privacy of my own backyard. If I'd known there were paparazzi
present, I would have dropped the robe in a heartbeat, but these scum never gave me the chance. I'm going to sue their pants
off for this!" The infuriated Ms. Hilton then drove away for a visit to her favorite boutique, G-Strings R Us, on
Hollywood Blvd.
