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THIS JUST IN
DATELINE,
VAN NUYS, CA: MICHAEL JACKSON'S PARENTS WERE BLACK!
In a highly confidential court document obtained exclusively
by this media outlet, it has been disclosed that Michael Jackson's parents were actually black people. It has also been confirmed
that Michael and LaToya are in fact the same person and will stand trial on alternate days in Jackson's upcoming trial for
molestation of a minor.
In a related story, the multi-millionaire entertainer was seen bolting from his limousine
late this afternoon and running into a K-Mart store near Anaheim after viewing a sign in the store window that read "Boys
Pants Half Off."
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
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(C) 2004, Redmond News Service
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