DATELINE, SAUSALITO, CA: SCHWARZENNEGGER ENDORSES BUSH, INJURES LEFT ARM
California Governor
Arnold Schwarzenegger made a scheduled appearance today at a professional fisherman's convention in Sausalito. Looking
somewhat confused, the befuddled governor explained to his audience, "I came heah today to endorse our President Mr. Bush
for another term in office, but I must admit dat I had no ideah you guys vere fisherman from the Flounder and Grouper Society."
It seems that the Governor had been under the impression that he was attending a gathering of the 'Found her and Groped her
Society' and had anticipated a day of "hands on involvement vit my constituents." He then began speaking in his native Austrian
while wildly gesticulating with his arms. "Eich bein eine unt grabbenzee titzen unt pinchin zee butskis das mein eine
ver grabbenem boobskis unt zee uber hotties heinies....."
His impromptu speech was suddenly interrupted, however, when he accidentally impaled his left arm on the
point of Maria Shriver's chin and had to leave the room to seek medical attention to staunch the bleeding.
