Who is Lynndie England, and why is this site about her? More importantly, why am I asking myself questions? Oh yeah,
for your benefit.....
Lynndie England is the tomboyish, 21-year-old female soldier from West Vagina seen in the now-infamous photos of
Iraqi prisoners being "abused." I am fascinated by the dynamics of these events, hence I'm writing about them. Over the next
several months, I intend to provide updated information on the unfolding "scandal" in Iraq. On Friday, Ms. England was
charged with assault, conspiracy, and two counts of having a really bad haircut.
The most fascinating aspect of this whole affair has been the reaction from the world, the media, and American
lawmakers (on both sides of the aisle). There are still so many unanswered questions, only a complete idiot (Hi, Senator Kennedy)
would automatically conclude what Ms. England did was a "war crime." I think we can all agree, however, that taking photos was
the absolute most retarded thing the prison guards could have done. But the photos DO exist, and now we have to deal with
the fallout.
By the way, Robert KKK Byrdbrain said that Defense Secretary Rumsfeld should be accountable for these events. I would
like to suggest that Senator Byrd is the one who should be held accountable. Hey "The buck stops
here," right Senator Tyrd? If you're so serious about people taking responsibility for what happened, then you won't
mind me pointing out that Ms. England is from YOUR state. Perhaps she's a racist who grew up in the
climate you created, and jumped at the chance to humiliate Johnny Arab. I'm just trying to have an "open and honest" discussion
about what went wrong.
We have all been warned that there are more pictures to come, and I'm sure that some of them will be pretty severe. So
while the democraps keep squealing about how this is proof that America sucks and that we're worse than Soddom Hussein,
tune in here to get some perspective. Gracias.
Check back for updates. The first topic is called
"What if?"
