It's no secret that since President Bush announced his "guest worker" proposal, arrests at the border are up 15%. But
who can blame the hard-working, family oriented law-abiding citizens of Mexico from wanting to come to America?
The U.S. Border Patrol sat down with the Cooper for President team to show us some of the reasons people gave for wanting
to come here. I promise to keep an open mind until I have a chance to read their sob stories. Let's get started:
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I came here to get free schooling and medical care for me and my 12 children.
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I came here to cash in on the lucrative identity fraud and cockfighting industries.
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I came here to rape a nun, then strangle her with her own crucifix.
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I came here to make Spanish the official language.
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I came here to find some nice 13-year-old girl who is looking to settle down and start a family.
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We came here to sell dope. Wanna buy some, Esse?
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I came here because I'm wanted for murder in Guadalajara.
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I came here to make Caesar Chavez Day a state holiday in Oregon, Washington, and Mexifornia.
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I came here to kill infidels and Jews, er, I mean "No habla ingles."
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I came here to get free medical, dental, welfare, housing, and English lessons, then complain at how "racist"
Americans are for making me "press #2 for Spanish" when I call an automated phone system.
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