Tard Cards

1) Spam the hell out of your friends, relatives, co-workers, or drug pusher. Email at least ten people the link to this site (and ask them to do the same). Now's your chance to get back at those annoying people who keep forwarding you urban legends or "jokes" that you've seen a million times! Let talk show hosts, newspapers, and other media outlets know about the "campaign." You can also mention it in chat rooms, blogs, or websites which feature "up the skirt" shots of hot soccer moms (send us the link to that one if you find it).

2) Hand out Cooper Cards (Cooper 'Tards?). That's right - order a set of business cards from us (for FREE, of course) and hand them out at parties, raves, cult meetings (or at the bath house if you swing that way). All we ask is that you don't waste them on the humor-challenged (militant lesbians, race-baiters, the po-lice, or my wife). Please give them out to people who you think would dig the site! Just pick which of the card types you would like (and the quantity - 50, 100, or 150). Your address and other info will be kept strictly confidential, and I promise you will not be put on the Sooper Cooper Amway/MLM/Feng Shui collective spam list!