Top 10 Crackpot Mars Rover Conspiracies
10) It finally found oil on Mars, and Halliburton doesn't want us to know about it.
9) It was timed to self-destruct at the same time as Howard Dean's campaign.
8) It intercepted American Idol transmissions and killed itself.
7) It was never sent there to begin with, and NASA is tired of the hoax.
6) It saw Nancy Pelosi's mug on TV and is convinced there is alien life ON EARTH.
5) It had 'proof' of Bush's connection to 9/11 and was killed before it could testify to Congress.
4) One too many Mexican "guest workers" at NASA.
3) It wanted to come back to see the final episode of 'Friends.'
2) It was called to LA to testify against Michael Jackson.
1) Protecting his home planet, Dennis Kucinich shot and killed it.
