Happy New Year!!!
Boy, what a claazeee year it was in 2003, eh Esses?
I would like to start out 2004 by breaking away from my LGF and Rottweiller brethren and calling for something very radical.
What I am about to propose will change the face of America (and the world).
I have decided to embrace the current "take back" theme that racist minorities (La Raza, Aztlan, etc.) have been spouting
for some time now. With Esse border jumpers (and their racist representatives in their embassies here) speaking openly about
their (not so subtle) attempts at "taking back" North America, and Casino-Americans' screams of "Gimme some more money,
because my ancestors sold you the land for too little," mixed with Bush's new Carte Blanche pandering to illegal aliens, I
have done some deep reflecting. The only right thing to do is turn back the clock.
I have decided it's time to bring back the British Empire. That seems to be the only fair thing to do. With
the exceptions of America, Australia, and (parts of) Canada, most countries were FAR better off living under the (soft) imperial
boot of the Crown. Once the Empire tanked, so did the quality of life for about 95% of the planet, and I for one would like
to see it make a comeback. This would certainly solve the India-Pakistan conflict, would it not?
While we're at it, let's bring back parts of the Roman Empire. We can have the Romans whip the French and Germans
back in line where they belong.
Of course, the United Nations has proven itself to be about as impotent as Jimmy Carter without his
androgel, so needless to say that needs to go. If a group of nations wants to band together and encourage Islamism, anti-Americanism,
Jew hatred, and global tyranny, fine, but not on our soil (and not on our dime). And don't be surprised if we bomb the hell
out of your asses once you're back in the category of "sworn enemy of America" as opposed to the painfully transparent "fake
friend of America" status most of you backwater shitholes are now hiding behind.
God Save the Queen!
c.c. George W. Bush
Her Majesty, Queen Elisabeth
Tony "Kick Ass" Blair
Kofi "Kill the Jews" Anan
Howard "Deanie Baby" Dean
Kim (Chee) Dung (Mentally) ILL
Jacques ChIRAQ
Vlad Dracula
Queerhard Scroter
and of course Brian May (Guitarist for Queen)
