NBC’s new reality show "Average Joe" a hit!
Capitalizing on the emerging "35-year-old single loser" demographic, NBC has reached a new low in "reality" programming.
Last night, they debuted a new series which featured a "hottie" (moderately attractive, but don’t remove the makeup)
being drooled over by 16 Uglo-Americans. The show was called "Average Joe," and the premise is a good one - "What would
happen if a good looking woman was forced to choose between various dorky, balding, fat, socially retarded, hideous burn
victims and hair lips?" We saw the answer last night, and it was hilarious (albeit a bit nauseating).
After the woman’s initial shock wore off, she started to accept the fact that she will eventually have to bang one
of these losers if she wants that prize money. I’m no Tom Cruise, but Jesus these men were ugly. It’s an insult
to all average looking men to say that these guys were anything other than failed cloning experiments run amok.
But like any "Reality Series" Joe Fugly was a lesson in psychology. The star of the show (Melana) started out with the
usual female nonsense about liking a guy for his "intelligence, personality, sense of humor, blah blah blah," when in reality
women are just as shallow as men. In fact, women are more likely to pick an inarticulate sooper stoopid asshole (as long as
he's good looking). What do you think that whole fascination with JFK Jr. was all about? HIS LOOKS! This show (and the one
with Lizardface - "Who Wants to Fuck a Semi-retarded Millionaire?") are proof that women are superficial. That's Ok, for the
most part so are men. Let's just drop the whole "looks aren't important" pretense, allright?
In summary, it was a nice guilty pleasure, and it certainly made me feel better about MY life (which is what reality shows
are all about). I give it two hooves up.
Rocky Dennis
