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Meet little Hyuk Yun Kim from North Korea. She goes to sleep on a pile of garbage every night, and it’s George Bush’s fault. Unlike the great President Carter, Bush doesn’t believe in "helping" our North Korean friends.

On any given day, Yun’s diet consists of grass, bird’s nest soup and grandpa’s toe fungus. To make things worse, there are no more stray dogs or geese wandering the park.

Bush discontinued the food and energy assistance promised by President Carter after North Korea re-started its nuclear weapons program. So what if they now have nukes pointed at America? Why should little Yun suffer for the actions of adults? I know President Bush has some sort of personal vendetta against the innocent, peace-loving North Korean government, but remember these words of wisdom from Michael Cooper: "Kim Jung Il has spent decades building roads, hospitals, and day care centers in North Korea. We haven’t done that."

 

 

 

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