LC Red Ruffansore - Minister of Meaningless Rumors and Press Corps In-Fighting
	LC Mark - Minister of Silly Walks and Football (that's REAL football, not that Euro soccer crap).
	Denita TwoDragons - Assistant Tender of the Fires (that's code for "Has her finger on the button"). Yeah, THAT button!
	LC Steve - Minister of Department of Redunancy Department
	Lord Spatula I, K&T - Minister of Smackdown and Bitchslaps
	Emperor Misha I - Future Ruler of the Universe (starting with Texas)