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Today Lybia's Moammar Gadhafi announced that he is ending his country's WMD program and will immediately start dismantling
his weapons (in a move sure to be dismissed as unrelated to last week's capture of Iraq's Sodom Hussein). Britain's Tony Blair
and President Bush both hailed the decision, saying it will bring Lybia back into the 'civilized world,' after 17 years of
economic sanctions for sponsoring terroism.
However, self-described "World's Foremost Expert on Everything," (former ambassador Joe Wilson), immediately blasted
the move as fraudulent. "Lybia doesn't have Weapons of Mass Destruction," said Wilson. "I am an expert, and my wife, Valerie
Plame, is an undercover top-secret CIA operative. She and I both agree that this is nothing more than another hoax, designed
to boost Bush's ratings. In fact, my wife (again, a secret agent for the CIA) is willing to go to Lybia to prove
that there are no WMDs there. Did I mention that my wife (Valerie Plame), that's P-L-A-M-E, is a TOP SECRET CIA AGENT?"
Wilson then spent the next two hours boring everybody with his wife's top secret work for the CIA. He also
announced their latest book ("LOOK AT ME, EVERYBODY..... PLEASE, SOMEBODY PAY ATTENTION TO ME"). The book has sold roughly
23 million copies in its first day of release (all of them to the DNC). It debuted at #1 on the New York Times Best Seller
List, and is expected to stay there for the next 17 years (or until the DNC is bankrupt). Their next project is a full spread
in Playboy and a Movie of the Week. "I'm absolutely thrilled that I outed my wife last summer... er, I mean I'm really upset
that BUSH outed my wife last summer. All of this publicity is terrible, and it has really hurt my wife's office job with the
CIA," complained Wilson, as he got in to his new Lear Jet on his way to the book signing in Phoenix.
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