Friday (as turkey-stuffed American blue hairs and white trashers kicked
off the traditional Christmas shopping season by showing up at K-Mart at 6:00 AM), Muslim leaders around the world tallied
up their totals from this year's Ramabomb festivities. "It was a banner year for us," exclaimed Imam Abraham Pooper, leader
of the Council of America-hating Islamist Radicals. "Bombings were up, honor killings were up, and assasinations were
up.... All in all, it was a very good year."
The results mirrored the Cooper team's own research. Last month, we
surveyed over 3000 Muslims (and their associated apologist front groups) about their plans for this year's Ramambomb.
76% of respondents said they intended to blow up MORE people this
year, and 16% responded "About the Same." Only 8% said they actually intended to blow up FEWER infidels than last year. Average Ramabomb
killings are in fact trending upward, and it is estimated that the average killing per person will increase slightly
from 1.1 last year to 1.6 this year.
