I was originally going to ignore this one, because it's too easy. However, I'll take whatever I can get. First of all,
Mikko, you have a Japanese girl's name. Speaking of which, my Japanese is far better than your English (which isn't saying
much, since your English is absolutely dreadful). At first, I wasn't sure if your horrible spelling, punctuation and grammar
were just your childish way of trying to mock me. However, since my site is well-written, it wasn't difficult to conclude
that you're a moron.
And, unlike you, I will back up my assertions. Apart from your English, you failed to provide a single argument as to
why my anti-Moore pieces are somehow invalid. Yes, my "Moore statue found on Saturn" bit isn't the most intellectual article
ever written, but there are times when it's best just to make fun of someone and leave it at that. If you had more than a
5-year-old's attention span, you would have actually read the articles and realized specifically why I think Moore is a lying
sack of crap. And I haven't seen Super Size Me! (yet). However, I have read an excellent book called "Fast Food Nation,"
which looks into the fast food industry and their tricks. Apart from the nauseating chapter on E-Coli, the book was quite
informative and entertaining.
On that note, I'm planning on doing a documentary about your wonderful country. Of course, I'll have to use the
generic "Scandanavia," since you're obviously too ashamed of your country to say what it is. The documentary will be called
Islamicize Me! since most of Europe will be completely Islamicized long before America is taken
over by illegal aliens from Mexico. You will soon get a taste of what it's like to live under the oppressive boot of radical
Islam. Once America is taken over by Esses (after I'm dead, I hope) we'll at least have a (mostly) Catholic nation which has
a strong work ethic (and love of family). All joking aside, I'd rather have Esses than Islamists any day. And I find
it ironic that (like the Islamists) you use technology that your inferior culture didn't invent to achieve your goals. Microsoft
is not a Scandanavian product, in case you weren't aware of it. Neither was the cure for Polio, which you would have died
from if it weren't for this "stupid" country called America.
I'm not sure which Scandanavian county you're from, so let me go through the list: (1) Sweden: The third largest city
in Sweden (Malmo) has been completely taken over by radical violent Muslims. The police can't even go into that city
without being pelted with rocks by the members of the "religion of peace." And it's interesting to note that up until this
year, bestiality was LEGAL in Sweden. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. (2) Norway: There's not much to say here. The
only Norwegian accomplishment of the past 100 years was being featured in the worst Beatles song of all time. (3) Finland:
OK, I have to say that Finland is the most competitive country in the world (year after year). And, many cell phone developments
came from there. But I understand that it's mandatory that you listen to Falco records all hours of the night and have sex
with reindeer. By the way, I have hundreds of readers from Finland (I'm not sure why), and I don't want to offend any of them
(so I'll stick with the generic jokes). But it is worth mentioning that a Swede I knew once told me that the Finnish word
for "Finn" means "pimple" in Swedish.
Again, if you were able to properly read English, you would have seen the articles I've written on White Trash,
especially parents who don't cook and only feed their brats McDonald's (so they can carry on the family tradition of weighing
200 lbs by the time they're in the fourth grade). I'm the first one to joke about Americans being too
fat (starting with your hero, the deep-fried Pied Piper Michael Moore).
I appreciate the email, Mikko. It was the easiest laugh I've had in a month. And I understand you're the lead skin
flute player in a cross-dressing ABBA tribute band called Gender Bender.
Good luck with that.....
