This is my frend Chris. He was on TV as actor. His actor name was 'Corky.' Do you remember him? IF you like him, then vote for me!
	This is my friend Ricky. He isn't famus, but he likes the envierment and the animals. His voting is always the green party (which sounds like a pretty fun party to go to)! Ricky always smells like gasoline and he carries a lighter everywhere.
	This is my frend Ahmed. He says we need to be nice to muslims so they'll be nice to us. He was a Cristian, but he converted to Muslim last year when he was in prison. He says Islam means 'Peace.' One time he tried to kill me but he says he was only joking.
	This is Kent. All people who go to Japan are named Kent. Anway, he likes to watch Dragon Ball Z a lot. Some of his animes have fairys and princesses with no clothes on. That makes me feel funny, but I like it. Kent says he will "tickle your pickle" but I dont know what that means.
	This is my frend Buster. He has ben in some famus movies with some people. He cant really vote though (becase he's from Canada
	This is Bobby. I dont know his last nam, he just goes by Bobby. When I took his picture, he tried to eat the camera. Bobby gives me candy and beer, and he does the same to local children.
	This is also bobby, but he is diferent than the other BoBby. He was on a TV gam show called "who wants to marry a retard." Guess what? He won! His wife devorsed him after he won the money. Thats Ok, bobby took some pictures of his wife when she got out of the shower. We sold them for campaign money.
	Here is my frend. He is a famus hip-hop singer. Do you know him? His name is Nig-nog Grand Pimp Boooty Slap. He has met Justin Timberlak and he is working on a song for a McDonalds commercial. They are going to pay him in gift certificates. He said if you dont vote for me he will bitch slap you (just kidding)!
	This is Corey Feldman. He said that he used to be a famus actor but I can't find any of his movies or albums. I think he is lying, but thats Ok. He is nice.
	This is my very best frend. His nam is 'boner.' I don't know why he call himslef boner. His real name is Jeff. If he races you, he will win! He is is the best runner I know. Last Easter boner ate 35 marshmellow 'peeps.' Then we did a race and he puked up a big yellow blob. It was funny.