What makes mankind superior to all other creatures on this planet (to
the chegrin of animal rights dumbasses) is our ability to stand on the shoulders of those great men (and the handful
of great women) who came before us. For example, we don't need to keep reinventing the lightbulb every generation. We're able
to take what our predecessors have done and improve upon it. In addition, our vast scientific understanding of the human
body has resulted in life itself being extended longer than thought possible. People who would have died out long ago now
live as long as everybody else (including those with diabetes, asthma, and other diseases which would have been a death sentence
in previous decades).
However, there is a negative side to all of this. The gene pool is starting
to get a bit cloudy, and we need some chlorine. Before you jump out of your wheelchair and smash your monitor, I'm not talking
about people who are handicapped, mentally retarded, or have one of the diseases I mentioned above. No, the area that needs
our attention is "lack of testosterone."
The average American sees about 15 trillion commercials a year which
feature such products as Viagra, Propecia, Moesha, OxyContin, Allegra, blah blah blah... You simply cannot avoid the daily
deluge of drugs being pimped on the open market. If you pee too much, pee too little, have too much ear wax, if your eyebrows
smell funny, there's too much pH in your tears, your toenail fungus is out of control (wear some fucking shoes if you have
this one - I'm sick of looking at it), you can't get it up, get it up too much, your wife doesn't want to fuck, she DOES but
you DON'T, one eye is slightly larger than the other, or you don't feel happy and upbeat when you're at a fucking funeral,
there's most assuredly a pill out there for you!
I'm all for new medicine and scientific breakthroughs. But I would like
to once and for all draw the line. Take a look at the commercial for a product called "androgel" (again, those clever names
- this one has "androgeny" written all over it). The commerical features a borderline "male" working on his car and talking
about: (1) His lack of sexual desire, (2) His penchant for being a "men's room pecker-peeker," (3) His love of smooth
jazz and ginger tea, and (4) The fact that he has now completely emptied his bank account making donations to Public Broadcasting.
The man admits that he suffers from a lack of testosterone. I would say he has an abundance of estrogen, but six of one, half
a dozen of the other....
The solution? "Use androgel" - so the commercial tells us. This is a
problem. God, Nature, Gaia, Evolution, (or whatever) clearly intended for this man NOT to be a hunter/gatherer! If
he were alive 2000 years ago, this pansy would have been felating Julius Caesar as one of his many enuch slaves. Before
that, he would have been Wooly Mammoth bait, while the spear-chuckers in the tribe took the big beast down. Then he would
be the one to cook it. That's his place in life. He should be home making dinner for his husband instead of encouraging
more fakery. Real men don't want feminista fags like this "posing" their way into our Hunter/Gatherer club. There are too
many as it is (Carson Daly, Ryan Seacrest, John Kerry, Rex Reed, Ralph Nader, Al Gore, Dr. John Grey, The Bachelor, and Ed
Smart - to name a few). So just stay where you are!
Finally, is it really necessary for men in their 80's to get their wives
medicine which will "cure" their lack of sexual desire? Again, not that I'm as smart as God, but I think He intended women
to shrivel up, become hags, and dry up "down there" because as it says in the Bible, "fucking is for the young (under 70 crowd)."
That commercial showing the old woman with an obviously forced smile on her face because her "thoughtful" (selfish pig) hubby
went out and got her some new moisutrizing lube cream (and she will now have to start putting out again) seems a
bit cruel. And I for one don't want to imagine my grandma getting banged by gramps.
