Kami first appeared on South Africa's version of Sesame Street (called "Kill Whitey") due to the millions of people infected with AIDS in that country (which certainly could NOT be the fault of Glorious Leader and Renowned Ingrate Nelson Mandella). Last year, Mandella shrugged off the $15 billion donation Bush so generously gave in American taxpayer money (in a vain attempt at curbing the number of AIDS cases in Africa). According to Mandella, the money was nothing more than a "sham" in order to hide the fact that AIDS has been spread by American Jews throughout the world (by sending infected radio waves into people's dental fillings).

 

Kami the muppet is similar to the lovable vampire character known as "The Count." Unlike The Count, however, Kami is known for counting BACKWARDS (in relation to her declining number of T-Cells). Needless to say, she was quickly embraced by Kofi Annan, Secretery General of the United Nations. In early 2001, Kami signed up with the American Sesame Street cast, and moved to New York. It is reported that although she had a brief relationship with "Bob," she is also known to have had affairs with several other cast members. As a result of their promiscuous New York lifestyle, many of the Muppets have contracted various Sexually Transmitted Diseases (or STDs, for you "special" people who ride the short bus).