The following is an actual poem written by Saddam Hussein from his prison cell on June 12th, 2004. The
Cooper for President Team has received (and translated) it for the benefit of mankind.
Ode to Friends
On 9/11
The Towers came down
I laughed so hard
My pants turned brown
So I write this tribute
With joyful glee
To thank my friends
at the DNC
We're quite the same
I'm not blowing smoke
We both think terrorism
Is just a joke
You stood up for me
Your voices heard
You've made me proud
With every word
Madeline Fugbright
Michael Moore
John F Kerry
Albert Gore
I'd like to thank
You one and all
For kicking your country
Square in the balls
And saying that
It's Bush's fault
While my gold sits
In a Paris vault
The day I get
Out of this jail
I'll put my palace
Up for sale
And move away
To Hollywood
Where BUSH is bad
And I am GOOD
It's going to be
My finest hour
When John F Kerry
Gets into power
Kennedy and Carter
What can I say?
You always looked
The other way
And dear George Soros
With all his cash
Says Bush is Hitler
And other trash
Keep it coming
Although it's treason
You won't be jailed
For any reason
I'm getting stronger
I'm eating spinach
I just can't wait
To hug Kucinich
Burma Shave
