If you're planning on watching the Democratic National Convention this week, why not make a game out of
it? DNC Chair Terry McHorseface said last night that the convention will NOT be a Bush-bashing fest, and the Kerry-Edwards
team will have a very positive message. Of course, to the democraps, "positive" means only showing ONE Bush=Hitler video.
I'm not buying their bullshit for one second.
Unlike other drinking games, this one is designed to keep you from dying of thirst (and not for the purpose
of getting drunk). Your drink can be whatever you wish (Aquafina, beer, Draino, etc.). Here's all you need: A supply of beverages
and an ample amount of salty snacks (chips, pretzels, nuts, etc.).
When a democrap at the convention (or one of the retarded protesters) says something we can all see coming
a mile away, you have to eat a handful of salty snacks. When they say something deemed less likely, you get to take
a drink. If they say something they wouldn't dare say in a million years, I'll take a sip of the Draino (or donate $100
to the Dyked-Out Lesbos for Castro Presidential Fund). Here are the behaviors that will determine what you
do:
1) When they show phony patriotism, you must grab a handful of Ruffles. This can include
waving a flag, dropping red-white-and-blue balloons, etc. (Side note - do you ever notice how Democraps keep projecting their
own shortcomings on to everybody else? Haven't we heard for the past three years that "right-wingers" who display a flag on
their cars are "mindless flag wavers" just trying to shut everyone else up with their phony patriotism? In reality, it is
the DEMOCRAPS who are doing this. Case in point - two weeks ago, a group of canvassers came through my neighborhood. They
were campaigning for none other than Peppermint Patty Murray (the senator who said that bin Laden was well liked in that part
of the world because he had built "schools, roads and day care centers"). You can't get much more anti-American (or retarded)
than that. The Murray campaigners were wearing (surprise, surprise) American-flag Patty Murray T-shirts. This is fucking shameless).
Back to the game:
2) When they say that Bush is questioning their patriotism (one of their favorite lies) grab a handful of
Rold Golds. Getting thirsty yet?
3) If they turn right around and question BUSH'S patriotism (like Kerry's foul wife saying he's "un-American")
grab some Planters.
4) Here are the other lines which will cause you to have to eat chips, nuts, or blocks of salt:
A celebrity saying there's a "chill wind" or hinting at "censorship" (idiots)
Making any reference to "disenfranchisement," Florida, or "Every vote counts"
Talking down the economy
Edwards saying his "Daddy was a mill worker"
Any reference to the "Two Americas"
Vietnam (this is so obvious as to be cruel to those of you who get thirsty easily, but them's
the rules)!
Bush is "Arrogant"
Saying "We need a president who will LEAD the world instead of BULLYING it" (what kind of a
nadless pussy would say such a thing, especially given the threats we face? Oh yeah, Kerry-Edwards)
"Halliburton"
Contradict themselves by saying that Bush isn't doing anything to protect us at home (and at
the same time saying that Bush is racially profiling Arabs and taking away "civil rights")
Contradict themselves by saying (or implying) they were lied to by Bush about Iraq (even though
Edwards and Kerry said the same things about Saddam Hussein based upon the same intelligence Bush had).
