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The email keeps pouring in:
Dear Mike,
I stumbled onto your site the other day. What a refreshing view of the world you have here. I am a National Guardsman
currently on active duty. In my former life, I was (still am, actually) a History teacher, a job I love. A lot of what you
are saying is right on the money. I really appreciate your sense of humor, and you really have me laughing when I go through
the site. I understand that the profanity is meant for humorous effect (obviously, for that reason, I can't refer to your
site for my students to study - whenever I get back to that career)!
However, I can use some of your basic arguments when discussing politics and world events. Your straw man argument is
excellent. It's a very accurate take on how the media works today. You are right on with it.
Keep up your good work on this site. I will check it when I'm able, and I've already steered some of my peers to your
site for reference as well as fun. And I am also forwarding your site to my friends of the liberal persuasion. Maybe you will
convince them of their erroneous ways.
Just excellent!
Nick
Thanks, Nick (for your letter, but more importantly for your service to the
country). Every Cooper reader is giving you the salute at this very moment (and I'm not talking about the one-finger
salute we give to people who drive like crap with their Kerry bumper stickers proudly displayed). Come back safe, and
I know you'll be able to keep your History class in line with a few Cooper archives (if there's one without profanity, that
is).
You are the MAN. Great site!
-Guy
Short and sweet (like most of the positive email we receive here). Thanks, Guy. You'll be
getting a signed copy of Who's Looking out for You (not really, but since I'm being such an egomaniac, why not go all the
way?).
How ya doing?
My name is Scott, and I just happened to stumble across your website. I find it amazing. All of my friends are now hooked.
Quick question for you: Whatever happened to normal names in America? When did it become trendy to name your kid Trent, Bryce,
or Hayes? True story: My girlfriend is a nurse in NYC on the pediatric floor. One parent (I will let you guess their background)
decided to name their kid Shithade (pronounced "Sheehaade"). Sounds about right.
Thanks for the website.
Thanks, Scott.
Yeah, goofy names are a pet peeve of mine. I heard (but can't confirm) that a woman named
her daughter "Shithead" (pronounced "Sha-theed"). I guess Shamiqua, Shaliqua, and Malcom Jamaal-Warner have fallen out of
favor with the current phony-African names group.
One thing I really can't stand (as has been pointed out here) is little pussyboys with macho names. I don't know why Mr. and Mrs. Birkenstock seem to think that naming their son "Justice,"
"Conner" or "Rambo III" is going to make up for the lifetime of feminization they have in mind for the little angel. If you
see a feminized male wearing a pappoose-style baby harness walking around the mall and holding his wife's purse, ask him what
the baby's name is. Chances are it's something like "Deathkill Utimate Warrior Terminator 6." Either that, or they went
for the full pussification program and named him "Tristan" or "Hope." Islamists are teaching their children to eat gravel
and blow up Jews and Christans. Meanwhile, American boys are learning that they're not supposed to act on their impulses.
In fact, they aren't supposed to have any. And don't get me started on the drug companies.
.... anyway, I forgot what I was talking about. Thanks for the letter.
'Coop
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