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Counting the money they've raked in with the success of "Joe Fugly," NBC executives are now enjoying the release of the show's second season. Already
in the can before Season One ever aired, Joe Fugly II packs an even bigger punch.
The premise of the show (for those of you who haven't seen it) is matching up
an attractive woman with several male suitors (site unseen). It's basically a lesson in psychology, which not only proves
that women are just as shallow as men, it also makes all real "average" looking men (like me) feel better about themselves.
The female contestant this season
is even more attractive than last year's, and they have really scraped the bottom of the barrel in order to get the most
unattractve (fugly) male contestants imaginable. Here are the eight finalists:
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"The success of this show is simply phenominal," crowed NBC honcho Zuck Zuckerman "we are already putting
plans together for a 'Jane Fugly' (and possibly 'Teen Fuglo')." It is of course unclear how long the show's
popularity will last. In a market flooded with 'reality' programming, NBC is quite aware of how fickle the American public
has become. What's a smash this year could be long forgotten next year. All in all, we wish NBC well (actually we don't really
give a shit, but it sounded nice, didn't it?).
All I care about is that these guys made me feel much better about my appearance. I give the show two
paws up. John Merrick.

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(C) 2004, Cooper for President
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