Earlier this week we linked to the article "Terror in the Skies, Again?" by
Annie Jacobsen. The article described Ms. Jacobsen's experience on a recent flight from Detriot to Los Angeles on which several Middle Easterners
terrified the passengers by behaving in a truly bizarre manner. The Middle Eastern passengers turned out to be a touring Syrian
musical group sent to America to spread the peaceful word of Islam. Their peaceful actions aboard that flight were clearly
misinterpreted by a typical hysterical right-wing American woman, and we will make sure that we never question another
Muslim as long as we live.
Not only would we like to apologize to our Muslim brethren, we would like to encourage everybody to go see this group
(and buy as many of their albums as possible - proceeds will go to the Palestinian Liberation and Anthrax Fund). Please
go see this band!
Here are some of their most popular tunes:
Blue Suede Shoebombs
Scream Police
Binnie and the Jets
Sister Islam
OBL Killed the Radio Star
Sarin Smile
Infidelphia Freedom
You Can Call Me Al (Qaeda)
Smells Like Teen Splodeydope
She's Gone (but she took out a busload of Jews with her)
Iraqi Mountain High
Train in Spain
Funky Cold Madrassa
I Wanna Slit Your Throat
Lucy in the Sky with Detonators
Allah Need is a Miracle
Get out of My Dreams, Get into My Carbomb
Kill and Let Die
99 (Exploding, Chemically-Laced) Luftballoons
Mullah Kintyre
Give Peace a Chance
