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Earlier this week we linked to the article "Terror in the Skies, Again?" by Annie Jacobsen. The article described Ms. Jacobsen's experience on a recent flight from Detriot to Los Angeles on which several Middle Easterners terrified the passengers by behaving in a truly bizarre manner. The Middle Eastern passengers turned out to be a touring Syrian musical group sent to America to spread the peaceful word of Islam. Their peaceful actions aboard that flight were clearly misinterpreted by a typical hysterical right-wing American woman, and we will make sure that we never question another Muslim as long as we live.
 
Not only would we like to apologize to our Muslim brethren, we would like to encourage everybody to go see this group (and buy as many of their albums as possible - proceeds will go to the Palestinian Liberation and Anthrax Fund). Please go see this group!
 
Here are some of their most popular tunes:
 
Blue Suede Shoebombs
 
Scream Police
 
Binnie and the Jets
 
Sister Islam
 
OBL Killed the Radio Star
 
Sarin Smile
 
Infidelphia Freedom
 
You Can Call Me Al Qaeda
 
Smells Like Teen Splodeydope
 
She's Gone (but she took out a busload of Jews with the blast)
 
Iraqi Mountain High
 
Train in Spain
 
Funky Cold Madrassa
 
I Wanna Slit Your Throat
 
Lucy in the Sky with Detonators
 
Allah Need is a Miracle
 
Get out of My Dreams, Get into My Carbomb
 
Kill and Let Die
 
99 (Exploding, Chemically-Laced) Luftballoons
 
Mullah Kintyre
 
Give Peace a Chance
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