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Here's a humorous piece of hate mail from a Michael Moore fan who claims to have served in the Marine Corps. Let's take a look.
 
Subject Line: Life is SWAAAAAEEEEET

If Mr. Moore’s movie didn’t get under your skin you would not have gone off on your endless, ranting, BORING diatribe. Thank you for not ignoring a movie that clearly gotten under your skin with your little girl whining.
 
Hey why don’t you lump all people who see the movie into the same category and call them stupid, lame or some other insult because you don’t have the intelligence to get past your ditto head mentality. I bet if we really got into it your best repartee would be something like "ahhh..fuck you"

YES the best you can do is to recommend we go see Mike (I can’t formulate an original idea) Wilson and his documentary (Michael Moore Hates America).

Guess what loser that movie will not be anywhere close to the success of Fahrenheit 9/11, if it even makes it out of the dorm.

Please stop calling your site humorous and stick with something truthful like:

-Flaming right wing nazi paranoia
-Please view this site using I.E 5.5 or above and an IQ of 50 or below
-All the same crap you would see on the FOX news channel only its not as funny as FOX

To quote you: "It's obvious to me that Moore's core audience is made up of exactly the type of lazy, uninfomed cretins that he mocks."

Wrong some of us like myself are former Marines who actually saw combat and who put our ass on the line for our country - What have you ever done?
I bet the closest you ever got to a Marine is the Staff Sgt. cut out you are posing with. I guess that makes sense being the little girl, Rush Jr. poser, queen you are.

Semper Fi and UHHHHHHHH Fucking RAH

My response:
 
Thanks for your email. And thank you for proving my point that Michael Moore fans are mindless lemmings looking for a "hero." Where did you see combat? Kent State? Grenada? If you really believe Moore's dreck, then you are a nazi (not I). By fighting with the USMC, you were just a useless tool for an imperialist evil empire. Isn't that what Moore says? Logic really isn't your strong suit, is it? Neither is punctuation. For someone who seems to think so highly of his "intelligence," you are in desperate need of the DVD bonus edition of "School House Rock." If you'd like, I could take up a collection.
 
I realize that pointing to your third grade writing skills as "proof" that your argument is invalid wouldn't be right. However, it is proof that you aren't nearly as bright as you seem to think you are. Right now, thousands of people are laughing at you. I hope your job doesn't require communication skills, interpersonal skills, or independent thought.
 
And like a true idiot, you aped the typical hackneyed cliches about "right wingers," and were wrong about every assumption you made about me. I'm not a rabid anti-American pig like Moore, so I must be a "nazi" (yawn). Needless to say, I am not a nazi. I don't know any nazis, and since I'm in an interracial marriage (and have children from that marriage), I seriously doubt that the Tom Metzgers of the world would accept me. Besides, hating Jews (under the guise of "criticism of Israel") is actually the current fashionable trend of the mainstream LEFT
 
And rather than refute a single point I made about Michael Moore fans, you've confirmed that you live in a world of self-contradicting fantasy. I love how hypocrites like Moore are always decrying greed and Capitalism, yet when it comes to their success, they rub it in everyone's faces. I think your friends in your Marxist, Maoist, backrub collective would be angry at you for suggesting that Moore is somehow better than Michael Wilson because his movie will make more money. I KNOW Moore's movie will make more than Wilson's. Wilson is an unknown with very little financial backing. Moore is a Ritz-Carlton revolutionary with millions of dollars in the bank, a willing press that gave him free publicity for the past three months, and a sycophantic brain-dead fan base waiting to throw money at his feet.
 
By the way, I don't care if you were a Marine. You support a man who openly calls for the Iraqi insurgents (terrorists) to defeat America (by killing our soldiers), and that says a lot about your "honor." I won't say "thank you for your service," because it would demean the large number of Marines who read this site (and I don't want to get my ass kicked by a real Marine). What have I done? What the hell have you done (other than prattle on to everyone within earshot about your military service until their ears bleed)?
 
Good luck with your career.
Now go squeeze one off on your Wesley Clark poster.
 
Your next president,
Michael Cooper

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