Creep of the Month - Sung Koo Kim

It has been over a month since the disappearance of Brooke Wilberger (a BYU student who was visiting her sister in Oregon). In an article I wrote a couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that a "person of interest" was a guy by the name of Sung Koo Kim. Mr. Kim had been charged with the theft of several pairs of womens' underwear from college laundry rooms in Oregon. Initially both my wife and I thought he probably wasn't the person who abducted Brooke. My logic was that someone cowardly enough to hide in the shadows and steal panties was probably harmless enough (but uber-creepy).

However, new evidence has surfaced which has made Mr. Kim the #1 suspect in the case. First of all, it wasn't just a "few" pairs of panties and bras he stole. It was three thousand! Imagine that - three thousand! That's about 50 more than I have, and it boggles the mind. How many loads of laundry would you have to go through in order to get three thousand pairs of panties? Furthermore, Kim reportedly wrote the times, dates, and other info on the tags inside the undergarments. But it doesn't end there, mi amigo.

This week it was reported that Kim also stole something from the same apartment complex where Brooke was abducted. What did he steal? DRYER LINT. You read that last line correctly. He stole dryer lint from a college laundry room (and apparently put it in a bag and labelled it). He has also been accused of stalking a 20-year-old female swimmer at Oregon State University (who supposedly looks just like Brooke Wilberger). Are you sufficiently creeped out yet? The police are now testing hair and what could be blood that they removed from Mr. Kim's car.

So did he do it? I have no fucking idea. One thing's for sure, this guy is one sick motherfucker. I'm not saying he actually fucks his mom, but I wouldn't rule that out, either. He's 30 years old and lives at home. Yes, he has a (weak) alibi (someone was at his house making online stock trades using his password at the time of Brooke's abduction). Normally, I would say that's good enough. I wouldn't give out my password to anybody. Then again, I wouldn't steal fucking dryer lint, so that may not mean a thing.

Finally, on last night's news, I was treated to a blurry photograph of the rear end of someone wearing panties and a bra. To my shock and surprise, it was none other than Sung Koo Kim himself. Today, my sight has started to recover, but I probably won't be able to drive a car (legally) until later in the week. Yes, in addition to being an (alleged) stalker, panty thief, and dryer lint fiend, Mr. Kim likes to wear womens' undergarments. Dear sweet Jesus, what will we find out next?