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As if things couldn't get any worse, here are some of the offensive and retarded shows that the networks will air this fall:
 
Wife Swap
 
Who Wants to Skull Fuck a Dead Sea Otter?
 
Aborted Fetus Makeovers
 
Oops! Grandma's Pregnant
 
Barbecuing with Human Excrement
 
Sniff This, Bitch!
 
Queer Guy for your Brown Eye
 
Michael Jackson's Pajama Party
 
Bastard Patrol
 
No Habla Ingles
 
Guess Madonna's Religion
 
Clam Digging with Leslie Bulldyke
 
Treason Shmeason
 
Extreme Low-Carb Home Makeover
 
Law and Order: Abu Ghraib Unit
 
I'm a fag, You're a fag.
 
America Sucks! With Bill Moyers
 
Celebrity Cluster Fuck
 
Pop! Goes the Cherry
 
When Skanks Attack
 
Stereotype Black Gangsta Rappers Move Next Door to Stereotype Uptight Jew Family
 
Jessica Simpson Eats a Booger
 
And the most offensive show on television......
 
60 Minutes 

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