After several months' worth of positive economic news being swept under the rug by the "mainstream" media,
President Bush has decided to give the press what it wants - more Iraqi prisoner "abuse" photos from Abu Ghraib.
Realizing that he's never going to get his economic success stories out to the voters before Election Day,
the president is trying a new tactic. He has combined the positive economic news with photos of the press' favorite story
of the past 50 years (Abu Ghraib). The photos aren't new, but the messages they contain do serve a purpose,
according to Press Secretary Scott McClellan.
You may recall that until recently, "It's the economy, dumbfuck," was the battle cry of the Democrat-Socialist
ticket. However, in recent weeks the focus of the Democrats and their handmaidens in the media has been the so-called "abuse"
that occured at Abu Ghraib prison, and this non-story shows no signs of slowing down. The economy is doing extremely
well, which has prompted DNC Al-Qaeda front groups such as Moron.Org to shift the public's focus with ads showing the Statue
of Liberty with a bag on her head (among other anti-American fare).
The end of the Clinton-Gore Recession in late 2001 (and the fact that Bush inherited the recession to begin
with) has been completely lost on the press. Adding insult to injury, there have been almost no reports of the unbelievable
successes in Iraq (such as water purification, electric power restoration, schools being rebuilt, medical supplies exceeding
pre-war levels, and the formation of the new Iraqi government), thanks in part to Al-Jazeera and CNN. The new photographs
are aimed at educating an otherwise docile public into seeing the whole picture and realizing that only a complete 'tard would
even consider voting for John F. Kerry at this crucial time.
If successful, President Bush plans to release other (more sexually explicit) photographs with messages
which tell of the bravery of America's troops, who have fought so well to liberate 27 million ungrateful Iraqis (even though
they keep getting crapped on by Democrats every five seconds).