Dear 'tard,
My girlfriend and I have a bet (and you know what that means). I say that Dennis Kucinich was the actor who played
beatnik Maynard G. Krebs on 'The Dobie Gillis Show.' My girlfriend says it was somebody else. Who's right?
- Bob in Boston
A: Sorry, Bob, you're wrong. Looks like you'll never get that threesome (or whatever it was you were looking
for). Maynard G. Krebs was actually portrayed by actor Bob Denver - better known as 'Gilligan' (a common mistake).
Sidenote: Bob Denver was recently nabbed for buying dope through the mail (which would have made him the ideal
Democrap presidential candidate, judging by the response the "miserable failures" received at the recent debate
on MTV. The unplugged, sub-moronic 'voters' in the crowd gave all self-admitted potheads a "Standing O," whereas
the only candidate who openly stated that he DIDN'T smoke dope - Joe Lieberman - was soundly booed, and was promptly escorted
out of the building). If you've got a thing for 'the chronic,' don't vote for Cooper.
