Have you ever noticed that people who call Bush's notion of "You're either with us or against us," simplistic or
jingoistic are invariably AGAINST us? Funny how that works out, isn't it? Sure, they might not come out and directly
show their support for radical Islamists, but they provide help in other (more subtle) ways. They may rail against the Patriot
Act, or call for "dialogue" with our enemies. They're just doing their part for the Marxist-Islamist Alliance. Since it can
be confusing in times of war (especially this war) to know who is a friend and who is a foe, the
Cooper for President team has come up with a list to describe which side you might be on. We don't name any names (we'll
leave that up to you). Here's a list of the types of people, and where they stand:
With Us
People who support the war in Iraq and Afghanistan
People who realize the necessity of fighting terrorists where they live, no matter the cost
People who whine about Americans not "sacrificing" enough, but still support our military actions
People who support the war, but have genuine concerns and constructive criticism
Members of the "Coalition of the Willing" (I should have listed this first. Sorry, Misha)
People who write soldiers to thank them
People who think we should only attack countries who are an "imminent" threat, or who don't
see value in helping the Iraqis build a democracy (these people aren't "against" us, they're just dumb and/or selfish)
Against Us
Active members of the Marxist-Islamist Alliance (including, but not limited to Trojan Horse
"peace" groups such as A.N.S.W.E.R., Not in Our Name, and Code Pink)
People who (rightfully) say that the war in Iraq is "unprecedented" (meaning it's never happened
before), yet turn around and say Bush "should have known what would happen" (right down to the last detail)
Anyone who says they are "ashamed" to be an American
People who simultaneously claim that Bush "planned for a post-Saddam Iraq right after being
sworn in," and yet also claim that he "didn't have a plan for a post-Saddam Iraq"
People who send emails to soldiers criticizing the war or wasting their time with some
drivel you heard Chomsky or Michael Moore say
Shadow media groups paid for by billionaires and acting as fronts for the DNC who claim that
the prison abuse at Abu Ghraib was comparable to the torture at the hands of Saddam Hussein (such as chopping people's hands
off or raping pregnant women until they miscarried or killed themselves)
Politicians who criticize Bush at every turn, no matter which way he goes
Anyone who mentions "Neo-con," Halliburton," or "Bushie" to make their case for or against
anything
Muslims who pay lip service denouncing terrorism, but abide by their creed not to fight fellow
Muslims, no matter how radical they may be
Celebrities who think this is all a big fucking joke
Domestic terror groups such as ALF, ELF, MILF, and ChiLF
People living in a Sept 10th Sesame Street fantasy world
People who have ever marched in a "peace" rally carrying a sign that says "Bush is the real
terrorist"
Anyone who has ever made, handled, or looked on with glee at one of those fugly, grotesque
George W. Bush puppets
Countries who voted against the Iraq war out of fear of being caught in the Oil-For-Food scandal
Countries who voted against the Iraq war out of fear of being caught selling weapons to Saddam
Hussein during the embargo
Any 'tard who thinks The Promise Keepers are "patriarchal," but Islam is "the religion of peace."
The "mainstream" media (with Al-Jiz leading the way)
... by no means is this a complete list. If I left anything out, please let me know.
