If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a gullible dupe. If there are two things I can't stand they are a gullible dupe and a sycophantic Kool Aid drinker. And if there are THREE things I can't stand, they are a gullible dupe, a sycophantic Kool Aid drinker, and a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy 'tard.

 

Michael Moore's lemmings embody all three of these traits, and I have no respect for them whatsoever. They follow blindly as he leads him down the road like an unfunny, deep-fried Pied Piper (lining his pockets all the way). I have never met a Michael Moore sycophant that had an ounce of critical thinking or debating skills. Not one. Say what you want about Noam Chomsky and his sheep, but at least they can claim to be pseudo-intellectuals. Moore's fans have no such delusions of grandeur. They're garbage and they know it.

 

What can I say about Moore that people haven't already said? Probably nothing, but I'll give it a shot. Michael Moore makes millions of dollars pretending to be "one of us." He's a faux middle class schlub, just trying to "get a break." At least that's what he wants the tards who worship him to think (which they do). Moore's inane ramblings are embraced as God's own truth by the most gullible simpletons in our society. Don't believe me? I've got two words for you: Oprah Winfrey. Winfrey and her ilk are what's wrong with this country. They represent pretty much all that is bad about Americans (stupid, gullible, and always looking for "the easy way out"). They are incapable of logic, and will therefore fall for any New Age nonsense to come down the pike (Deepak Chopra, Feng Shui, Healing Crystals, Angels, and Democrats). If they don't get what they want, it must be those evil corporations or some Jewish conspiracy blocking them. They are ripe for the picking, and Moore knows it.

 

That's right - Michael Moore is not stupid. He is in fact a limousine liberal, a Ritz-Carlton Revolutionary, and a Corpulent Capitalist. Like Jesse Jackson, he has figured out how to work the crowd, and he is a master at what he does. Similar to Jackson, who uses race to shake-down corporations, Moore uses class to shake down idiots. Sure he claims to hate corporations, but that doesn't stop him from using them to get what HE wants. You see, like most leftists, Moore is only against OTHER people making money. But what sets Moore apart from the rest of the phonies is that he has figured it out. He knows what he is, and he knows what his fans are.

 

That is why, in a brilliant marketing ploy, Moore is now coming out and floating the theory that Miramax is refusing to distribute his newest film "Fahrenheit 911," because their parent company, Disney, is afraid of the repercussions from Governor Jeb Bush. Although most people would see right through this fake "controversy," I assure you that Moore followers will lap it up (and ask for more). Despite the fact that Moore was told a year ago that Miramax wasn't going to distribute his mockumentary, his followers will believe that the rug was pulled out from under him. You've got to give him his props for that. However, what I don't give him props for is calling the Iraqi insurgents "freedom fighters," and openly calling for the death of US troops at the hands of the savages in Fallujah. Keep in mind that CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS are hoping for the same thing. That's why they will try to portray Moore as a simple "critic" of the Bush Administration who is only interested in "learning the truth about 9/11."

 

So when you see the "mainstream" media talking about Disney "censoring" Moore, because his film "proves" the connection between the Bush family and the bin Laden family, you can sit back, have a few laughs, then go donate some coin to a movie that's actually worth seeing - Michael Moore Hates America.