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Ten Headlines You Will NEVER See!
Senator Robert KKK Byrd Terrorizes Inner-City Children
The Jason-Blair Award
Dennis Kozlowski - Corporate Criminal, Parrot Head
Fifth Segway Sold - Surpasses all Expectations
Howard Stern Quits
(whining for about five seconds)
The New Martha Stewart, Peace Quilt Recall, and DHL's Gay Uniforms
Portland, Oregon:
How Gay is Too Gay?
Get the Tinfoil!
JonBenet Aristide Has Been Kidnapped
!
Saddam: "Bush Tricked Me Into Thinking I Had WMD"
Stories from the Border Patrol
Super Tuesday Was "Cooper Tuesday"
Janet Jackson's Boob Punts to Win Superbowl 38D
General Clark vs. Captain Kangaroo
Mars Rover Dead?
Ohio Bans Gay Marriage (and American Idol Contestants)
George W. Bush Poll - Shocking 75% Approval Rating
Tolerance.Org - The Epitome of Intolerance
Howard Dean Drops Out
- Endorses Cooper
Iowa Caucuses Explained
Bush's Immigration Plan Explained
The Democraps Discuss "Race" - God Help Us All
Are You a Pussy? Take the Cooper Survey
Get the Foil Hats - George Bush is Hitler!
Bring Back the British Empire!
Howard Dean Unveils New Campaign Logo
Cooper Team in
Fundraising Scandal
!
Debating Techniques for 'Tards - Dissecting Liberal Tripe
CFP 2003 Person of the Year - Ray Bolger
Man Sues the Salvation Army
Lybia to Give up WMD
Alpha + Metro = ???
Hollywood Releases "Matrix IV"
Socially Retarded Behavior
Cooper Team in Flag Flap
New Hope for Girly Men: Androgel is Here.
CBS Special - A Charlie Brown Ramadan
Proof: NARAL is Dumb
Sasquatch wins the jackpot!
Green River Killer Blows Chance to Become Left-Wing Hero!
The Colonel Fights Back!
New Sponsor: Dr. Phil's Weight Loss Bars
Let's Nuke Syria!
Cooper Team Issues Apology to Green River Killer
Portland Jailblazers Dumped by D.A.R.E.
The Oregonian Sucks
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