General Clark vs. Captain Kangaroo

Mars Rover Dead?

Ohio Bans Gay Marriage (and American Idol Contestants)

George W. Bush Poll - Shocking 75% Approval Rating

Tolerance.Org - The Epitome of Intolerance

Howard Dean Drops Out - Endorses Cooper

Iowa Caucuses Explained

Tard Alert: Feng Shui

First "Lesbonaught" Planning Lunar Landing

Bush's Plan on Immigration - Rename America "North Mexico"

The Democraps Discuss "Race" - God Help Us All

Are You a Pussy? Take the Cooper Survey

Joe Fugly II - What a Winner

OHMIGOD! George Bush is Hitler???

Bring Back the British Empire!

Exclusive: Mars Rover Landing is a Fake!!

Ask The 'Tard - Yassir Arafat Has "Wall Envy"

New Howard Dean Logo - For the Fallen (and Frostbitten)

Cooper Team in Fundraising Scandal!

Debating Techniques for 'Tards - Dissecting Liberal Tripe

CFP 2003 Person of the Year - Ray Bolger

Terror Alert Colors Get Makeover by 'Fag Five'

Kucinich Supporter Sues United Way Bell Ringer

Cooper Announces Cabinet (Are YOU in It?)

Michael Jackson, Lee Boyd Malvo Connection? You Decide

Dennis Kucinich Seeks Wife (We Lend Him a Hand)

Lybia Renounces WMDs (Joe Wilson says "Not So Fast!")

Bush Takes White House Dump (Dems Criticize as "Unilateral')

Ralph Nader Forced out of Green Party by Cooper Team!

Uncle Saddam Drops Out, Endorses Howard Dean

Whale from "Free Willy" Croaks

Metrosexual Endorsed by Alpha Male

Shocking Survey: Liberals Now UPSET at 9/11 Hijackers

John Kerry Rearranges His Face!

Eco Tard Alert - ALF, ELF and MILF

Get Ready: "Joe Fugly II" Set to Air!

Retarded Commercials - Don't Buy This Crap!

Brown vs. Brown - UPS Sued by Race Mafia

Hollywood to America: "SCREW YOU!"

McDonald's Gets McNasty (Warning: Extreme Lyrics)

Cooper Endorsements Keep Pouring In

People Magazine's "Sexiest Traitor" - Johnny Depp

Cookie Monster Has The AIDS!

Revealed at Last! Socially Retarded Behavior

Cooper Team in Flag Flap

New Hope for Girly Men: Androgel is Here.

Executive Order: All Japanophiles to be interned.

CBS to Air "A Charlie Brown Ramadan"