10. Men's Figure Skating Sensation Rudy Galindo Rejects
$3.6 Million Contract, Joins Army Rangers.
9. Hamas Declares "Cease Fire" out of Concern for Palestinian
People.
8. CAIR Holds "Support America's Troops" Rally in Dearborn,
Michigan.
7. Militant Lesbian Feminist Denounces Islam as "Patriarchal,"
Says Arab World Should Look to America as Example.
6. Infertile Chinese Couple Flies to San Francisco to
Adopt Caucasian Baby.
5. Leading Islamic Cleric Warns Muslims NOT to Inflame
World's One Billion Christians.
4. John Kerry Gives Rousing Speech on the Need to Fight
Terrorism at All Costs.
3. President Dogg Wins Second Term!
2. Michael Moore LOSES Hot Dog Eating Contest.
1. Mother of the Year - Courtney Love.
