I have no problem with differences of opinion, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's blatant stupidity. There's "stupid," and then there's "STOOPID." Like when an anti-Semite goes on LGF and says how much he hates Jews while simultaneously calling everyone else "nazis." Or leftist lemming shitbag "peace" protesters who say that Islam (a religion which encourages, if not REQUIRES, men to beat their wives) is a "peaceful religion," while denouncing the Promise Keepers as "a patriarchal, male-supremicist hate group." It is for these individuals (who are not only unable to employ critical thinking skills, but actually CONTRADICT themselves every five seconds) that the Cooper for President team has come up with (yet another) award, "Tard of the Week."

 

This week's 'tard is a man named Jermaine Jackson. Unless you're really old or have a good grasp on obscure 80's trivia, you probably don't know who this person is. He is actually a fucked up member of one of the most painfully fucked up families in U.S. history, The Jacksons. He and the rest of his family are living proof of what happens after a child who was abused repeatedly grows up and lashes out at the world. I think we all know what Michael does for "stress relief." And the less said about Lotoya, the better.

 

Jermaine Jackson had a hit somewhere around the time of the Chernobyl disaster (I think). Since then, he's been trying to "find himself." Today, he finds himself in Bahrain, badmouthing America about its treatment of Muslims. In fact, he went so far as to call Muslims the new "negroes" in America. Any child with five seconds to spare can tell you that this is simply beyond retarded. First of all, nobody's discriminating against Muslims. The whole notion that Muslims are being screened at the airport more than any of the rest of us is nothing more than an urban legend. Anyone who has flown in the past two years knows what I'm talking about. In fact, it is a LACK of profiling which has led to Vietnam Veterans, old ladies in wheelchairs, and four year old girls being strip searched and getting that wand thing stuck up their ass - NOT MUSLIMS.

 

To make matters worse, Jackson isn't even a "real" Muslim. He's a member of a cult called "The Nation of Islam," lead by none other than perhaps the most insane man on the planet, Louis Farrakhan. And like all American-born converts to "Islam," these two are the laughing stock of the Arab world. Real Muslims can see these mongoloids coming a mile away. Why do you think they came up with the term "useful idiot?"

 

Jackson is also spouting off about American policy in Iraq and that Muslims are all peaceful (except for the ones on 9/11 or the ones in Basra who blew up that school bus, I'm sure). I realize it's a waste of time, but for the record, black people in America were the victims of REAL discrimination back in the 1950's. Of course, don't tell that to Al Gore's dad - he voted against civil rights legislation (like Strom Thurmond, Robert KKK Byrd, and virtually every other democrap to come down the pike). Calling Muslims the new "negroes," is spitting in the face of people like Rosa Parks and other TRUE victims of discrimination who paved the way for people like you to shoot your (uninformed) mouth off.

 

Martin Luther King didn't advocate the violent overthrow of all world governments, nor did any of his followers hijack planes and fly them into buildings. Of course, if I know my 'tards (and I think I do) Jermaine would most likely say that 9/11 was a Zionist plot, and that Mohammed Atta was really a Jew. Since I can't meet Jermaine in person, you will all have to print out the award at the top of this page (and mail it to him).

 

Thank you.

 

And I hope he gets cancer.

FOAD.