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All the stories about "bidness" that are fit to print (and many that are not)

Economic Terrorism Alert - It Looks Like MLM is Making a Comeback!

Iditotarian Tariffs, Stores Ban Fat Teenage Chicks from Wearing "Belly Shirts," and Portland Solves its Budget Crisis by Taxing Retarded Piercings

Tyco's Dennis Kozlowski - Parrot Head/Bird Brain

Brown vs. Brown - NAACP Sues UPS over "Racist" Ads

Fifth Segway Sold - Did you expect more?

DHL's Gay Uniforms, Peace Quilt Recall, the New Martha

KFC Unveils Ghetto Thug Ads to Compete with Mickey D's

McDonald's - I'm NOT Lovin' It

 

 

 

 

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