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The New Prime Minister of Spain gave his acceptance speech today in front of a large group of al-Qaida supporters. Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero Chamberlain said that his victory in this weekend's elections sent a clear signal that Spain wants no part in the War on Terrorism and will run like a five year old pussyboy at the first sign of terrorist activity. Zapatero (pictured) called the war in Iraq a "disaster," then whined about the overwhelming number of Spanish soliders (11) who have died helping to free a mere handful (25 million) Iraqis. 
 
The election in Spain was just more evidence of what is known as "The Global Marxist-Islamist Alliance." Who coined that phrase? Well, we'd like to think WE did, but a quick Google search indicates that some Freeper did. Give credit where credit is due, I say. The Global Marxist-Islamist Alliance is really a loose association of Socialists, Communists and radical Islamists united in one cause - the eventual destruction of America. True, these groups would normally be mortal enemies, but they've set aside their differences for the time being in order to portray America in the most negative light possible. That's why you'll see a radical lesbian standing next to a burqua babe at the anti-America (er, I mean "Peace" rally).
 
So who is in the Marxist-Islamist alliance? It's pretty obvious, but here's a short list - CAIR, al-Qaida, the Palestinian Authority, The Heinz Foundation, John Kerry, Howard Dean, the "mainstream" media (much of it), academia, and pretty much everybody who is opposed to the War on Terror. Sure, people may disagree with the Iraq War, but for the most part these are the same anti-American 'tards who were vehemently opposed to military action against the Taliban in Afghanistan. Trojan Horse "Peace" groups are also very much involved with the Marxist-Islamist Alliance. They carry the water for both Marxists AND Islamists, all the while getting favorable coverage in the media. Groups such as the International Action Center, the Worker's World Party, and "Not in My Name" are some of the more active elements of that faction of "the alliance." Interestingly enough, Nazis have now joined the alliance under a "trial membership" basis. I'm not sure if they're full-fledged members yet, but you'll often see anti-Semites at protest rallies. Some of them may LOOK like hippies, but you can spot them by their banners which feature a swastika painted over a Star of David. Yeah, pretty obvious, isn't it? Will it become the Global Marxist-Islamist-Fascist Alliance? I guess that all depends of whether or not Pat Buchannan decides to join.

God, I hate America.

In related news, former Vermont Governor (and Miserable Failure presidential candidate) Howard Dean revealed his new career plans today, blaming America for last week's attacks in Spain. As many people suspected, Dr. Dean has decided to become the new spokesperson for al-Qaeda. "Hey, I'm just repeating what the bombers said," replied Dean (acting like one of his teenage supporters when pressed on his statement that America's involvement in Iraq was what caused the bombings). Still very bitter about his defeat in the Democratic primaries, Governor Dean has purportedly received a video tape from Osama bin Laden which agrees with his assertion that America would NOT have been attacked on 9/11 if HE had been president. Dean replaces outgoing al-Qaeda spokesman Terry McAuliffe.

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