How Can I Help?

Campaign for Michael Cooper. Send this site to anybody and everybody. Be as much of an attention whore* as a chick trying out for a new reality gang bang show. Send it to the news (hell, they believed the Nostradamus thing about the "village idiot" - which was complete horsecrap). Most libs will believe anything (Healing crystals, Michael Moore, The Dalai Lama, Feng Shui, "channeling," etc.).

Start up a flash mob in a town near you. If it worked for Dean, it may as well work for Cooper (they’re both cartoon characters). Send us a picture of your Cooper Flash Mob (don’t forget your coke bottle nerd glasses) and we’ll put it on the site! (don’t get out of hand, though, you don’t want to be mistaken for peace activists).

Donate money – actually, since we’re not a real candidacy, we can’t accept money. I guess that means Kucinich needs to give back all the money he’s collected (snicker). However, if you’re thoroughly pissed at this site for being "distasteful," then donate money here, here or here.

Stand outside a Dean, Clark, Kerry, (or whatever) rally and hold up a "Cooper is Sooper" sign. For extra credit, make the "o"s in "Sooper" look like googly eyes (with glasses). If it makes the paper or the TV news, please send the photo here, and you’ll get credit (unless you want to remain anonymous).

When you vote in the primary, make sure to write in "Michael Cooper." We need to show the Dems that their type of "campaigning" isn’t welcome here.