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For you dumbasses out there who still don't get it, we happen to be at war with a very clever and resourceful enemy. Here's a little reminder: 

No, I've NEVER used Botox!!

 
 
 
 
Tard of the Week - Jermaine Jackson
 
Bin Laden Grants Interview on PBS (You don't want to miss this)!
 
 
The Solution for Fallujah - Spike 'Em!
 
 
 
 
What is an Appeaser? Click here to find out.
 
The Food For Peace Program - Ensuring Our Enemies Are Well-Fed
 
 
The War in Iraq - One Year Later
 
 
Could 9/11 Have Been Prevented? Check it Out
 
 
 
The Carboat vs. the Carbomb: Which is Better for America?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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