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For you dumbasses out there who still don't get it, we happen to be at war with a very clever and resourceful enemy. Here's a little reminder:
Brandon Mayfield -
Who is he, and why is he pissed?
Al Qaeda Eager to Set Forest Fires this Summer
You're Either with US or with the Terrorists
Dept. of Homeland Security Issues New Whiner Alert System
Tard of the Week -
Jermaine Jackson
Bin Laden Grants Interview on PBS
(
You don't want to miss this
)!
CAIR SUES NBC Over the Use of Arabs in TV Movie
The Solution for Fallujah -
Spike 'Em!
Revealed at Last:
Origins of the Marxist - Islamist Alliance
Madeline Fugbright: "We warned Bush about boy bands."
Richard Clarke is a Lying Sack of Shit
What is an Appeaser?
Click here to find out.
The Food For Peace Program -
Ensuring Our Enemies Are Well-Fed
The Culturally Sensitive Way to Bring Down a Stadium (Hint: Think Splodeydopes).
The War in Iraq -
One Year Later
Spain's New Prime Minister is a Transexual!
Could 9/11 Have Been Prevented?
Check it Out
JQ Magazine
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Top Ten Most Terror-Friendly Cities in America List
Al Jazeera Announces New Fall Lineup!
The Carboat vs. the Carbomb:
Which is Better for America?
Saddam: "Bush tricked me into thinking I had WMD"
Lybia Gives up WMD - Joe Wilson Says "Not so fast!"
Terror Alert Colors Get Queer Eye Makeover
Happy Ramabomb (Another Record Year)
Shocking Survey
:
Most Liberals Now UPSET at 9/11 Hijackers
Let's Nuke Syria!
Iranians Celebrate 24th Anniversary of Bee Gees Album "Tragedy"
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