I've come to realize that if I'm ever going to become president, I need to have an enormous ego. As you know, George
W. Bush is often accused of being "cocky." But his ego pales in comparison to John Kerry's. And Wesley Clark's ego is
so massive, it has its own gravitational pull (as well as smaller egos orbiting around it). So, I realize I have a long road
ahead of me.
To get started, I'm dedicating a page to the people out there who like the site, "get" the humor, and may even vote for
me! Yes, this is nothing more than self-congratulatory B.S., but again, I have a long way to go in order to ketchup to Kerry
(Get it? Ketchup? Heinz-Kerry? Yeah, it sucked... Sorry).
Thanks for the kind words!
"Oh my gosh, your website is by far my favorite one on the web! I check for updates almost everday. I'm usually
almost in tears because of how hard I'm laughing! Thanks for the laughs!" - Alberta_girl15 (Also known
as "Kellie")
"Hey, Coop. I considered your listing of cities hospitable to terrorists important enough to post on my ColoradoPsycho.com
Web site, since this is something everyone should know. Lives could be saved if we have a citizenry alert to any suspicious
activity." - Charles, AKA "Bloodthirsty Warmonger" (
www.ColoradoPsycho.com)
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"Got your site thru LGF. I can't tear myself away and I've now got about 3min left to shower and dress
for dinner. Probably down to 2min after typing this. I spent the last hour printing some of your stuff to spread around
to friends and relatives to enjoy. You are definitely one of my favorites now. Thanks for the laughs!"
Marie from Santa Fe, NM
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"This is my new favorite site. I really would vote for you! Hilarious." - Carol
"
Cooper - your site rules! If I were retarded, I would definitely vote for you (or possibly Kucinich). You
use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore!" - Rusty Shakleford (
www.mypetjawa.blogspot.com)
"Brilliant! Sign me on, I'm voting for you." - David
"Cheers, Michael!" - Janice Ungaro, Producer of the Phil Hendrie Show
"Funny Stuff! Dear Coop, you've got my vote! I can't wait till you're elected so I can report on you
and your cabinet appointees......best of luck!"
- Jerry Redmond, Redmond News Service
"
I'm laughing so hard, my sides hurt!" - GI Jane (Bronze Level Supporter at
www.rightnation.us).
"
I found your site quite by accident but felt it needed a link to mine
so here it is."
http://www.angryamericandesigns.com/ - David (OK, this may not technically count as "praise," but I'll take what I can get).
"You are quite funny. Loved the Lesko stuff. I've interviewed him over the years." - Victoria
Taft, Talk Show Host, KPAM
"
I'm glad you like my site! I checked out Cooper for President, it's great stuff. I think your
line about the Jews and Mars is my favorite --hilarious." - Jennifer (creator of the ultra-brilliant George
W. Bush conspiracy theory generator at
www.buttafly.com).
"Great stuff Mr. Cooper. You are a genius. Keep up the great work! - Jerry
(Thanks, Jerry, but don't you think "genius" is overdoing it just a tad? No? OK.)
"
Hey Coop, love you site, I found it thru LGF" - Brian in Worchester, Mass. (LGF, for those
of you unfamiliar with "Blogs," is one of the absolute best. Check it out at
www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog). And Brian, I'm still working on the Socially Retarded Behavior at the Grocery Store piece. Look for it soon (I swear to
Allah himself).
"Love your website! Happened upon it via RightNation." - Marie in Portland
Editor's Note: Right Nation (
www.rightnation.us) is the website that was formed out of Hollywood Halfwits.com. It has become a major forum for dialogue about war, celebrities,
politics, music, etc. I
highly recommend it.
"Love your site and your posts at RN" - Lori
"Great site. I love your pieces on Portland" - Jack (in Portland, of course)
Imperial Endorsement
Saving the best for last (OK, my favorite letter is still the two-word email from Janice at the Phil
Hendrie Show) I have also been endorsed by Emperor Misha I, future ruler of the universe (starting with Texas). His uber-awesome
weblog (my personal favorite) is The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler (
www.nicedoggie.net). Check it out.
And so that you don't think that I'm a complete lightweight (like Leslie Clark), I've also published the large
collection of
hate mail I've received.
