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"Dear Mr. Future President:
Your review of "The Passion of the Christ" has been examined by Criticdoctor.com. By the way, I like your site. Funny!
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Thanks for the kind words!
"Great site. Had me laughing for hours. True oh so true. I would love to see the emails you receive on this site. I bet the compassionate Libs wish many types of diseases on ya. Keep up the good work" - Mike
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"Your site is "raw" (great description, too bad the word has been adulterated).., and very politcally incorrect. That's a good thing." - The Ultimate Warrior (yes, THAT Ultimate Warrior)
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"I love your site !!! You have such a hilarious sense of humor - its just so much fun to check in every day and see what you've added. I also just wanted to say that your "review" of the Passion of the Christ wasn't what I expected- and I was pleasantly surprised. You know just how to add the right amount of humor and when not to. Your review had some lines that made me laugh out loud, and some that made me reflect on my own thoughts about the film. This is one time I would say you DEFINITELY would have MY vote!!!" - Monica
"Oh my gosh, your website is by far my favorite one on the web! I check for updates almost everday. I'm usually almost in tears because of how hard I'm laughing! Thanks for the laughs!" - Kellie from Alberta
"Hey, Coop. I considered your listing of cities hospitable to terrorists important enough to post on my ColoradoPsycho.com Web site, since this is something everyone should know. Lives could be saved if we have a citizenry alert to any suspicious activity." - Charles, AKA "Bloodthirsty Warmonger" (www.ColoradoPsycho.com)
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"Got your site thru LGF. I can't tear myself away and I've now got about 3min left to shower and dress for dinner. Probably down to 2min after typing this. I spent the last hour printing some of your stuff to spread around to friends and relatives to enjoy. You are definitely one of my favorites now. Thanks for the laughs!" Marie from Santa Fe, NM
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"This is my new favorite site. I really would vote for you! Hilarious." - Carol
"Cooper - your site rules! If I were retarded, I would definitely vote for you (or possibly Kucinich). You use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore!" - Rusty Shakleford (www.mypetjawa.blogspot.com)
"Brilliant! Sign me on, I'm voting for you." - David
"Cheers, Michael!" - Janice Ungaro, Producer of the Phil Hendrie Show
"Funny Stuff! Dear Coop, you've got my vote! I can't wait till you're elected so I can report on you and your cabinet appointees......best of luck!"
- Jerry Redmond, Redmond News Service
"I'm laughing so hard, my sides hurt!" - GI Jane (Bronze Level Supporter at www.rightnation.us).
"I found your site quite by accident but felt it needed a link to mine
so here it is." www.angryamericandesigns.com - Doug (OK, this may not technically count as "praise," but I'll take what I can get).
"You are quite funny. Loved the Lesko stuff. I've interviewed him over the years." - Victoria Taft, Talk Show Host, KPAM
"I'm glad you like my site! I checked out Cooper for President, it's great stuff. I think your line about the Jews and Mars is my favorite --hilarious." - Jennifer (creator of the ultra-brilliant George W. Bush conspiracy theory generator at www.buttafly.com).
"Great stuff Mr. Cooper. You are a genius. Keep up the great work! - Jerry
(Thanks, Jerry, but don't you think "genius" is overdoing it just a tad? No? OK.)
"Hey Coop, love you site, I found it thru LGF" - Brian in Worchester, Mass. (LGF, for those of you unfamiliar with "Blogs," is one of the absolute best. Check it out at www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog). And Brian, I'm still working on the Socially Retarded Behavior at the Grocery Store piece. Look for it soon (I swear to Allah himself).
"Love your website! Happened upon it via RightNation." - Marie in Portland
Editor's Note: Right Nation (www.rightnation.us) is the website that was formed out of Hollywood Halfwits.com. It has become a major forum for dialogue about war, celebrities, politics, music, etc. I highly recommend it.
"Love your site and your posts at RN" - Lori
"Great site. I love your pieces on Portland" - Jack (in Portland, of course)
Imperial Endorsement
Saving the best for last (OK, my favorite letter is still the two-word email from Janice at the Phil Hendrie Show) I have also been endorsed by Emperor Misha I, future ruler of the universe (starting with Texas). His uber-awesome weblog (my personal favorite) is The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler (www.nicedoggie.net). Check it out.
And so that you don't think that I'm a complete lightweight (like Leslie Clark), I've also published the large collection of hate mail I've received.
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