Due to the enormous popularity of its endless broadcast of bin Laden pre-recorded videos, the Arab television station Al Jazeera announced that it will be releasing an al Qaeda spinoff show next fall. The show will feature various lower-level al Qaeda members in all sorts of wacky situations. The pilot is tentatively called "Mullah and Mindy."

 

Al Jazeera first became known to the world following the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. Long suspected by those with a brain as a propoganda mouthpiece for Osama bin Laden's terror network, Al Jiz has quickly become the favored network of bloodthirsty jihadists (as well as several anti-American westerners and so-called "peace" groups). We sat down with Al Jiz program director, Mahmoud Camelhump to talk about their success.

 

"We've been very blessed by Allah, and the network has never been more successful," he told us. The viewership among Arabs is at record levels, and since we've been able to dupe some of the more gullible leftists in America and Europe into thinking we're "unbiased," they too have been falling all over themselves to get Al Jazeera added into as many cable and satellite systems as possible. We really couldn't have done it without the Michael Moores of the world. With Allah's blessing, Al Jazeera will soon be required viewing in every household in America."

 

Another show, tentatively called "Car Bomb 54 Where Are You?" is set to air in late September. It will rely heavily on slapstick physical comedy (such as Jews being blown up on busses, or American sleeper cells looking into the camera and winking as their lawyers preach "tolerance" of the Muslim faith). It is reported that bin Laden himself will be appearing in his own show titled "Of Course I'm Still Alive" (which is described as Laurence of Arabia meets Weekend at Bernie's).

 

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