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Due to the tremendous number of attacks on American troops in Iraq, we have decided to take a hard look at just who is committing these acts of war... Well, that was easy - it's Iran and Syria. They are willingly allowing their jihadists to cross over into Iraq to kill the "infidels."
 
Since America is in charge of Iraq, an invasion of that country should be considered an invasion of America. What would we do if California was being invaded by Mexico (oops, bad example). Ok, what would the president do if Hawaii was being bombed by another country? That's right - we would nuke 'em. So why the kid gloves treatment? We know who the enemy is. We know the countries they're coming from. Hell, we know where the WMDs are being stored (the mosques in Iraq, Iran and Syria for you dumbasses that haven't figured it out yet).
 
Do we really need to listen to the Democraps whining on how evil Bush is? Let me spell it out for you in terms even the biggest 'tard would understand: If we don't act, and they keep attacking our troops (or God forbid use WMDs on us) the Dems will say Bush "did nothing to stop it." If we DO act, they will say that Bush is "causing them to hate us." Here's a newsflash - they ALREADY hate us. Nothing we have done (or can do) will quell the Islamists desire for global jihad. So who gives a shit what Leslie Clark or John Kerry-Heinz says? They are irrelevant. Same with the Arab "street" we've been hearing so much about. They don't count for shit. The only thing important here (for those of you with a 12 minute attention span) is that they want to kill ALL of us. They wanted to BEFORE we attacked Iraq (or Afghanistan). We can either react after they attack us, or pull up the weeds now. Simple enough that a retard could understand it. Do you?

Charles DeGaulle's bastard son???

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